my chemistry teacher calls babies “fresh humans”
just wanna do romantic stuff like wake you up with a blowjob.
i’m trying and i really cannot think of anything more romantic.
Phone sex is alright I guess but I can never get my whole phone up my ass
Do you ever smell a certain scent and you can remember exactly where you were and what you were doing when you were 8
activate jesus vision
did u just
what can i be for halloween which is sexy AND hilarious at the same time…
FUCK I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
Kingdom hearts 3 looks fucking intense
THAT GIF IM GONNA FUCKIGN I JUST THREW MY MILK ACROSS THE ROOM AND SCREAMED
that gif made it all the worth while to reblog
i don’t care if anything else happens today
this is THE MOST fucking intense one i’ve gotten yet