screenshotting nicki minajs icon couple years ago is probably the greatest thing i did
I wanted a Kit-Kat I don’t think this is right
The longer I stare at this, the more I wanna fight them hoes
‘please do not expand the list by killing people.’
*takes copious notes*
Do you ever listen to an acoustic version of a song and realise you’ve got like half the lyrics wrong
i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.
And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it.
are you satan